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• Psycho Monkey
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Ooh ooh ah ah!!! The final addition to our 3 Wise Monkeys, Psycho Monkey should be the most feared. Nice, kind and gentle on the outside, you can be forgiven for easily mistaking Psycho Monkey for being the victim of just getting stuck with his name for some playground accident that happened years ago (it wasn't even him, and the other monkey survived!). However, on the inside there is a burning rage. A deep desire for chaos and destruction. Any order that may have existed inside your body will be undone by his lightning fast attacks. The basic sauce is roast garlic and tomato. However, being the most insane of our insanity sauces, this little jar of hell packs the most chilli. In all honesty, you'd probably need to have psycho tendencies to even contemplate trying it. Alternatively, you could use Psycho Monkey as a weapon to protect yourself from any psycho by simply opening a jar in front of their face. For the truly insane...
Pricing £5 per jar (approx 190ml)
To make an order please e-mail ian@spicymonkey.co.uk or contact us by phone (number on home page). Secure payments through the website are still being arranged. |
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