Evil monkey sauce

Ooh ooh ah ah!!!!!!

Evil Monkey is the Spicymonkey hot stuff. When evil monkeys go to hell they normally spend eternity having to watch endless repeats of TV soaps, making daisy chains, combing hair classes and listening to music by Steps.

Fortunately for us, like ghosts, some evil monkeys manage to escape the reaper and instead of going to hell they are free to wreak havoc on the innocent world. After years of messing about with exo-plasm and laser beams, here at Spicymonkey Towers we have formed a portal through which we can catch evil monkey spirits with bananas and cat baskets.

Once caught, the evil monkey spirits are boiled in a big pan. To this pan we add the infamous Naga-Jolokia / Naga Morich pepper (officially the hottest on the planet!!!). After saying some prayers and exorcising the spirits, we are left with this insanely hot sauce.

Since most monkeys are really angels inside, only very few jars of this sauce ever get manufactured. The sauce is not to be taken lightly and should not be consumed by people with heart problems or by asthmatics. Really, only nutters should try it.

Creating homemade curry pastes, curry powders and spice mixes inspired by our travels around the world.