Here you get a chance to meet the staff at Spicymonkey Towers. All staff at Spicymonkey Towers are fully trained curry makers and have their own individual specialities. As a general rule though, they are very naughty indeed and difficult to control when excited.
Spicymonkey: - Is the unlucky one. He has to behave himself as much as possible to ensure the rest of the team don't get out of control. Bless him, he tries, but it must be very difficult with this lot...
Slicey Monkey & Dicey Monkey: - Are the main manufacturers of Spicymonkey products. They do most of the chopping and mixing. They also do most of the sleeping at Spicymonkey Towers which might explain why the rest of the gang have so much spare time to mess around in.
Mikey Monkey: - Always announcing things over the speakers at Spicymonkey Towers. Not necessarily anything to do with spices or bananas either. He loves karaoke, wipes his nose on anything, enjoys the challenge of putting a whole banana in his mouth and we're convinced he hasn't slept once since he was born. Outrageously wild and amusing, they're the only reasons we still employ him; he's useless at making Spicymonkey pastes.
Bikey Monkey: - Is our delivery man. Hopefully when he delivers your Spicymonkey products he'll be wearing more clothes. And riding his bike. Although he recently lost it whilst gambling, after a drunken night out with his mate Pikey Monkey.
Icy Monkeys: - Are the storage experts at Spicymonkey Towers. They ensure all our products are kept at the right temperatures before reaching you, so they don't overheat and cook themselves. Sometimes we wonder why we have only ever spoken to Alan (on the right) on the phone. It turns out Jim and Keith (left and centre) actually froze to that rock they're holding onto about 6 weeks ago. At least their legs are warm.
Pikey Monkey: - Pikey monkey is the resident rogue. He's a bit scruffy and kind of rough round the edges. Because of this, most of the other monkeys at Spicymonkey Towers are a bit weary of him. As such, Pikey monkey is employed to give instructions to the other monkeys. He's the one that reads your e-mails and takes your orders. He then passes the info on and bosses the other monkeys around. We used to let Pikey monkey look after the books too but it took a few weeks to realise he couldn't read or write.
Chunky Monkey: - Chunky monkey is our lab monkey. He gets the honour and pleasure of being our chief product taster. He'll eat anything so it's quite amusing watching the other members of staff 'dare' him to try their new curry or their new sauce. Luckily, it's very clear when something passes his strict taste tests. When one of our products is perfected he'll eat about 5 buckets of the stuff, roll around on the floor like a slightly wonky ball, and ask everyone to stroke his belly.
Clunky Monkey: - Clunky monkey is our factory engineer. His ingenuity helps him create all manner of tools out of everyday items. None of these tools are of any use in making Spicymonkey products. Clunky monkey's tools are mainly the product of his devious nature. There have been all sorts of contraptions built which fire pieces of banana at the other monkeys, whisks which just splatter pastes upwards and outwards, the printers only ever seem to print pictures of his favourite fruits and all the light switches seem to turn on the gi-huge disco ball in the kitchen.
